Nearly two decades ago Buddy the Elf taught us the best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear. Since then, it’s become a holiday classic. Now you don’t have to journey through the seven levels…
“We’re gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny f*cking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes on this side of the…